inbox.

[painhub]

DUONET ID: red.geranium

"Hey, sorry I missed your call! If you leave a message, I'll get back to you right away."

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Comments

[ndw]

[ attachment: it's a selfie of wolfwood making a :p face

someone is learning how to use these phones and making it vash's problem ]

[painhub]

[ SCARED TO OPEN THIS ATTACHMENT... oh it's his face.

Vash sends a short video back - he's still laughing a little bit from opening the selfie. He tucks a piece of grass into the corner of his mouth and holds a takeout bag over his shoulder with two fingers, trying to look serious. ] Guess who I am.

[ndw]

[ has a crisis ]

[ndw]

[ anyway,,,,,, ]

keep your day job

whatever that is now

[painhub]

[ Oblivious: ]

I didn't think it was that bad! Should I have unbuttoned my shirt maybe?

[ndw]

that's what you'd call my defining feature?

[painhub]

[ Wow, so touchy... ]

I like all of your features equally.

[ndw]

[ why is vash the most ANNOYING person in existence?

. . .

anyway, sends him a picture of this. ]

is this a cat

[painhub]

[ uwu ]

Did you eat a cat???

[ndw]

[ hm ]

so it is a cat

[painhub]

[ WOLFWOOD YOU DIDN'T ANSWER --

Furiously googling 'what do cats look like' and 'is it normal to eat cats' and 'what are cats for' to make sure -- ]

Yeah! I mean, it mostly looks like a cat. I think they're supposed to be pets. [ Does Wolfwood know what a pet is... ] They're not for eating or anything they're just like little friends. It's cute... Where did you find it?

[ndw]

some kid sent me a picture

i dunno why

you thought i'd just eat whatever living thing came my way?

[painhub]

I didn't mean it like that! There are just a lot of animals here that aren't for eating or riding or... anything.

I think it's interesting. People just like them because they're cute, even though they don't really do anything.

What kid? Do they have any more cat pictures?

[ndw]

you can be cute and still useful

[ he doesn't really have a strong opinion though, and shares another picture. ]

you like this thing?

[painhub]

It's very cute 🥹 Did you get to meet it? What's it's name?

[ WOLFWOOD DID YOU MAKE A FRIEND AT PRIMARY SCHOOL? ]

[ndw]

[ he did not...

he's completely distracted by the emoji ]

🥹 this is a spitting image of you

[painhub]

NO IT'S NOT

[ndw]

i bet you're making that face right now

[painhub]

[ He is. He's making that exact face. Even though Wolfwood can't see his expression, he tries to make a different face because he doesn't want Wolfwood to be right. ]

This is worse than the wanted poster...

[ndw]

at least you don't have to worry about that anymore

[ it's not so bad here, even if wolfwood doesn't trust it ]

[painhub]

[ Should he tell Wolfwood about how he somehow managed to get in trouble in the underworld in less than two weeks........ nah. ]

So, have you met anyone besides your new friend and the cat?

[ndw]

[ can't stand this man ]

i haven't made any friends [ he says, with full confidence, like that isn't incredibly sad ] i bet you're socializing plenty

[painhub]

[ uwu ]

I haven't met anyone who's sent me cat pictures yet. [ Boldly teasing Wolfwood over text... ] It's weird with these fake memories... It's sort of like I know people but, when we actually meet, we don't know each other at all.

[ndw]

you mean like how you and me have been playing baseball for years?

[ he's assuming these memories are reciprocal. how embarrassing if they aren't... ]

[painhub]

Exactly! The day we met you said we'd never make it to third base... [ He's talking about the team. ]